London hasn’t gotten over the blitzkrieg. They understand death from above.
—Fez Whatley, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), April 30th, 2012
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The Hipstaur is nude from the waist down.
- Fez
They Don’t Make Pants for Horses - The Chris Stanley Story
We tease Fez about not being ready for gay life… But he’s wearing a shirt now like he was the maitre d’ in the Polynesian hotel at Disney World… Because of that shirt you have certain people calling [Fez] the Aztec Homo.
—Ron Bennington, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), March 8th, 2012
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Joseph… the guy with the coat of many colors… I bet it had three. And in those Old Testament days that seemed like a lot.
—Fez Whatley, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), March 7th, 2012
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…they don’t need new blood, they need Oprah blood.
—Fez Whatley, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), March 7th, 2012
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What’s the cutoff age of “oh this gay person that I brought home won’t kill me?
—Fez Whatley, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), March 6th, 2012
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Fez Whatley has three - count them: three - brand new stents in his heart, one week after coming out. The three, plus the previous two, gives him five. A five time heart stent. He is kinda the Jeter of the heart. All I can picture is some kind of pin cushion that just gets more and more pins stuck in it.
- Ron Bennington, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), March 2nd, 2012
ps. All my thoughts are with the Jeter of the heart. Get well soon, Fez!
“As an openly gay man, I have many interests…”
-Fez Whatley on evolution and equine matters, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), February 28th, 2012
also, congratulations on 3/24/12, Real Fez is the Best Fez, whatleyposse
