I’m gay… I’m gay enough to be murdered!
—Fez Whatley, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), February 12th, 2013
Fez, You Inspired Me
- Caller: Hey Fez, I just want to say: you inspired me to come out, man. You helped me.
- Ron: Ew.
- Fez: Oh, congratulations!
- Caller: Thank you.
- Fez: Now you... now uh...
- uh... now you can...
- gh uh... ... uh, sorry.
- Ron: OK. Anyway, that was good, that you inspired him to come out. And then that extra bit of...
- Fez: I don't think I'll be dating him after that little back and forth.
Ron Bennington, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), May 11th, 2012
London hasn’t gotten over the blitzkrieg. They understand death from above.
—Fez Whatley, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), April 30th, 2012
The Hipstaur is nude from the waist down.
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