Fuck Yeah, Fez Whatley!

I’m gay… I’m gay enough to be murdered!

—Fez Whatley, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), February 12th, 2013

They should just kill the Muppet off on the show.

—Fez Whatley, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), November 20th, 2012

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Fez, You Inspired Me

  • Caller: Hey Fez, I just want to say: you inspired me to come out, man. You helped me.
  • Ron: Ew.
  • Fez: Oh, congratulations!
  • Caller: Thank you.
  • Fez: Now you... now uh...
  • uh... now you can...
  • gh uh... ... uh, sorry.
  • Ron: OK. Anyway, that was good, that you inspired him to come out. And then that extra bit of...
  • Fez: I don't think I'll be dating him after that little back and forth.
Peppra Hicks

Peppra Hicks

championship. congratulations, Fez Whatley.

championship. congratulations, Fez Whatley.

London hasn’t gotten over the blitzkrieg. They understand death from above.

—Fez Whatley, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), April 30th, 2012

(Source: theinterrobang.com)

The Hipstaur is nude from the waist down.
- Fez
They Don’t Make Pants for Horses - The Chris Stanley Story

The Hipstaur is nude from the waist down.

- Fez

They Don’t Make Pants for Horses - The Chris Stanley Story