I’m gay… I’m gay enough to be murdered!
—Fez Whatley, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), February 12th, 2013
Fez, You Inspired Me
- Caller: Hey Fez, I just want to say: you inspired me to come out, man. You helped me.
- Ron: Ew.
- Fez: Oh, congratulations!
- Caller: Thank you.
- Fez: Now you... now uh...
- uh... now you can...
- gh uh... ... uh, sorry.
- Ron: OK. Anyway, that was good, that you inspired him to come out. And then that extra bit of...
- Fez: I don't think I'll be dating him after that little back and forth.
Ron Bennington, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), May 11th, 2012
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London hasn’t gotten over the blitzkrieg. They understand death from above.
—Fez Whatley, The Ron and Fez Show (SiriusXM Radio), April 30th, 2012
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The Hipstaur is nude from the waist down.
- Fez
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